ngansa

Assalamualaikum,

bok balit dr lab tek. cek2 ada nerimak parcel dr malaysia. mak ku nganta barang duhal. bukak2 tek...

mi indon!!!

aiiii.... tang tauk2 jak makku anaknya nang meliyor mi indon masa tok, ngansa ku tok, gugok2 jak aik mata ku dlam mi indon tok aiii.. ku makan tek tiba2 alu rasa di Malaysia. huhuhu. rasa nak balit kinek2 jak ku tok. waaaa. coba ada pintu sukati doraemon oooo.

Wassalam.

sikda sapa madah

Assalamualaikum,

sikda sapa madah. sikda sapa madah molah phd senang. mun senang semua urg bleh molah nak. mula2 ku rasa senang, apa tek fazley bleh molah.

Fazley: oittt kenak pande nama aku keluar indah!

Aku: sukati aku lah, blog aku. sudehh kau

tp mun mok tauk, susah sebenarnyaa.. aihhhh. ngansa gik aku tok. setiap urg yg molah phd akan ada critanya mpun. culture shock, money problem, research xda progress, supervisor x nulong. macam2 story la and this is my story.

aku dah cita ngan kitak org yg aku di jaga oleh mak hayam postdoc (means urg yg dah da phd, tp masih kenja gik nak molah research, coba udah gik asaku nak, coba beranak bercucuk gik bah) namanya sofia. well aku dah cita ngan ktk org nya tok nang seranjak2 manusia.

so basically, mula2 tok aku nang tgh training ngannya. nang latihan intensif gtuu. kinek tok everyday aku keluar umah kol 8 balit lab kol 10. ya jak dpt ku madah betapa intense nya. so si sofia tok tek, byk nyuruh ku molah lab work, and sedia barang2 k sedia molah eksperimen. k fine sik kisah. aku sik kisah juak kerja kuat. aku mok jd expert bah. nak increase skills aku. so haruslah gigih ala tumirah. sofia tok actually ok, but perfectionist. so aku pun polah. sigek benda nya suruh polah ialah media (bukan media massa, media elektronik waima media cetak). media tok benda pake grow bacteria. ada cair ada pepejal, dlm bentuk agar. eh mana2 lah mun kitak urg sik paham. bukak buku bio. so nya suruh aku molah media cair. aku polah la, n aku confident ala aku molah betol nak.

so the next day masa nak start experiment, nya perasan something. kenak media polah aku ya pande keras. rupa2nya aku tersalah ambik botol. instead nak molah cair, aku ambik yang k molah pepejal. huhuhu. actually bukan salah aku (sik juak mok ngakuk salah nak). tp nang benar, actually ada miak undergrad nama mike, yang tgh praktikal sitok. aku nyuruh nya ngambik kat shelf. dtgnya tok tek. yg pejal ya indah d ambiknya. aku mpun sikla nagga gik sbb ku confident nya ngambik btol. belukuk juak miak ya. kakya ko nagga sofia dtg antu! kalah kak tyra. alu dibuangnya semua benda2 d prepare aku ya. nang mukanya merah eh. nahan nak nerngak aku. mula2 diam. kakya alu ngerepak besar panjang. "bla bla bla kau sepatutnya sik molah mistake ya bla bla maka ada 4 igek mata. mata kau ngan si mike ya bla bla". aiii ko nagga aku bergegar masa ya. nagga mukanya manas ngan kita camya ko. geram aku ngan si mike ya. jadi ke aku kenak anok. ya jak miak ya cam xda perasaan jak. sak ati ku eh. lekak ya aku alu down terus.

aku ingat tek lekak ya ok dah. the next day, nya nang alu sik mok melayan mek org. aku nyk pa patut dipolah nya madah. "u should know what to be done". keji sikkk. sedey ku dipolah nya gia. aku tauk la salah aku juak. tp everybody make mistake nak. dahla aku tok gik baru. kakya nya madah nya boleh molah ya sambil tutup mata. cobalahhhh!!!! yaah. nya dah 16 thn exp. aku baruk jak 4 bulan ctok. coba kmk duak celen catwalk gak. gerenti nya kalah. yaaah. kakya tek nang sehari2 nya berkasar ngan aku. aku nyk nya cam jawab sik jwb jak. sikit2 ngerepak. aku alu diam jak. sampe sigek masa ya. beraik indah mata ku. aku tapok. sik mok mike nagga. huhuhu. aku tauk aku dah molah salah. tapi bukannya salah aku ya sampe nyebab urg mati indah nak. bukan xpat polah baru nak. sik nya tauk aku tok gigih selamak tok. kadang2 sik makan aku. sampey atinya molah aku gia.

kak abis experiment ya tek. aku ngan mike ditunggah masok bilitnya. duhal tek masih agik kenak kerepak. aiiii. udah2 la sa aku nak. sampe penin palak ku. nasib ku ngenang nya cikgu aku bah. byk ilmu nya berik ngan aku. tp yalah, kadang mun nya dah dtg antu gia. nya molah kita kedak nya molah miak kecik. maluk burit jak sik.

kinek tok hubungan mek duak ala dingin. nya negor pun camya2 jak. aku tauk nya disappointed ngan aku. yalah ne nak molah. nasi dah jadi bubur. bunting dah anak dara urg. ya jak si mike ya, geram nyawa ku. nang xda rasa salah lalu. sak ati ku. nya kenak anok, smpt gik molah muka seposen. aku pulang emo lebey.

kinek tok mun aku nagga sofia, aku trauma, fobia. sik tauk camne nak madah. nang neves aku. everytime aku molah something aku akan ngecek sampe 5-6 kali. aku tauk nya sik bencik aku, tp nya just wanna teach me a lesson. tp xpat aku cara kedak ya. makin pressure aku. dah jak kita tok jiwa sentimental. senang terguris gtuuuu. sik taukla camne. masa tok aku nang pressure. sampe ke urat sendi aku rasa pressure. aku sik kisah salah kah, apakah. tp aku sik dpt urg sik suka, n urg sik harap n urang hilang harapan ngan aku. jaik sa nyawa ku. rasa kinek2 jak aku nak balit umah. sampe bila kah aku dpt bertahan... aku pun sik tauk.

yalah, sikda sapa madah molah phd senang.

Wassalam

politik? errk

Assalamualaikum,

ok guys, this time i want to talk about something serius. dont laugh ok. i really mean it. (sambil ngator tie). i want to talk about politics. the malaysian way. yedehh. honestly i can't help to be scare, confuse, out of place thinking about Malaysian politics. I may not know so much, being far away here. but nowadays, with internet n stuff. the once far away world are within reach.

I would say, Malaysian politics are now at its 'best'. dramatically. everbody want to be a drama queen. hehe. i was never interested in politics before and i thought, never will. but seeing the drama of our politics makes me anxious and excited. through youtube that is. just type anwar, khairy, paklah, saiful etc. you'll see what i mean. everytime i watch those vids, i got confused, which sides should i take. both partries, the government to date and the opponents, play their parts very well. its kinda like watching gossip girl! lots of sex, adultry, treachery and so on. but come to think of it. i was like, mmm whatever la.

i came across this piece of lawak from somewhere, malaysiakini if im not mistaken. created by Vijay Kumar Murugavell.

Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth: "I can't tell a lie, pa. You know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe."

This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question :

PM Badawi - I did not cut down the tree , I was just taking a nap underneath it.

Najib - I swear that I have never MET that tree.

Hishamuddin - ..... but I only own a keris ,not axe, how to cut down the tree.

Dr. Mahathir - Apa nama cherry tree, I chopped it down because , I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.

Chua Soi Lek - Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.

VK Lingam - It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think its me.

Anwar Ibrahim - I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.

Khir Toyo - The new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.

Ahmad Said - I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Azalina Othman - The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.

Shabery Cheek - I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.

Samy Velu - I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as a meeting point.

Wira Ali Rustam - We have planted Durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cheery trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.

Rais Yatim - You must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustam said that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see- its a WIN-WIN situation all around.

Sharir Samad - I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.

Karpal Singh - The bigfoot creature did it.

Bung Mokhtar - The big monkey did it.

Pandikar Amin Mulia - There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees. Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk. Sit down.

Khairy Jamaluddin - I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree ?

Lim Kit Siang - In response to Khairy - cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.

Nazri Aziz - Racist, racist, racist, when we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss.

Malaysian Citizens - Oh for heavens sake! Somebody plant something before we all starve to death.

hahaha lawak2!

Wassalam.

tahniah!

Assalamualaikum,

this entry is all about praises, joy and excitement. specially dedicated to my fellow friends. tahniah buat Mr. Hasbullah Haris yang selamat melangsungkan perkahwinan dgn Miss Lydiana Johnny ritok tek. they make such a cute couple. I'm happy for you bull. knowing you, i always know that you'll be the first one among us all. kamek org tok iboh di ekot gilak. gik leka gago berias kohhh hahaha. so dah sik da title teruna gikla ko nek tok. kelak aku balit kelak, ada 2-3 orang anak dah, aku juak maseh bujang terkatok-katok hehe.

apart from that, aku nak ngucap tahniah juak ngan my new close friend here. Mr Hafiz Isa. yang baruk berjaya faced his viva with flying colours, jemat ya tek. dah Dr. la nya kinek tok. huhuhu. really happy for him too. this guy have been giving me much guidance to survive here. thanx hafiz, eh salah, Dr. Hafiz hehehe. next month klk nya akan balit malaysia to serve the government, kerja kat USIM. tinggal gikla aku sorang. nyatok dah tunang. dah la tunang kacak, siyes, nang kacak kedak artis! nikah la balit klk. huhu. aiihh lom abis juak cita nikah tok. nang soheh la aku tok nang dah datang kenjarrrr nak nikah. hahaha.

neway all the best to both of you bro!

Wassalam.

kepak

Assalamualaikum,

aku kepak aiih, yajak dpt ku madah. ive been working very hard lately. kat msia, sik pernah ku nak gigih camtok gilak. yalah d msia byk hiburan, distraction, mun boring2 leh kuar nagga wayang, makan2, lepak2 hopoh.. erkk haruskah. huhuhu. sitok ko nak lepak sine ari sejuk ada di luar ya, nak makan? boh jak arap ada kedey makan murah di luar. mun mok enjoy sitok, gi disco, pub. blom deng, blom sampe sia tahap rusak ku.

sik berasa ari oo, dah 4 bulan dah ku ctok. another 32 months to go. mun aku x extent la. mun boleh aku nang xmok extent. sungguhpun urg madah besanya nang akan extent, at least 6 bulan, so masa paling besa urg abis 3 setengah tahun. yalah lamak oo. kitak org doa lah aku cepat abis oo. tp yang paling ku bangga rekod urg paling cepat molah phd sitok dpegang oleh urg Malaysia nong. 2 tahun, 7 bulan. yaaah kelass sik. tapi nak. ko tauk camne nya bekerja. dari pukul 11 pagi sampe pukul 11 mlm. non stop, everyday di lab. even weekend yaaaah. no wonder lah nak. yaaaah harusss aku gigih umpama makcik cleaner parkson juak. aku sik kisah, aku akan polah watever it takes to finish in 3 years. aku sik mok lamak sitok eh. nang xda life lalu. wpun ada member2 tp yalah, cdak pun tensen2 juak, dah lepak sama, jumpa2 cerita pasal tensen masing2. masalah sidaknya jadi ke masalah aku juak, bersaduk besar panjang. yalah, ndak ku medow koh, nang gia blaja nak. tension belaja lain, tensen kerja lain. huhuhu. yalah benar kata urg ooo. mun boleh, sebelum dtg citok, nikah dolok. kelak mun ko tensen. adalah bini k melepas tensen. aiii camne melepas tensen ngan bini ya denggg. ajar kmk lok, mek sik tauk eh. errrrk

lately aku sll turun awal kol 8 gia, balit kol 6 kol 7 gia lah. tp mun ada ari perlu ngambik sample, sampe kol 1100 mlm ku di lab. selalu dah juak. ngutik sa nyawa ku sorang. tang mala jak ujong2 mata ku majine ju-on. yalah kadang2 ku rasa kepak gilak koh. cam abis jak tenaga aku. tp aku paksa dirik untuk gigih. aku mesti abis cepat. aku sik duli. kinek tok aku dah tauk juak aku pun phd camne, dah dapat gambaran overview what should i do. and aku very thankful juak ngan sofia, mak hayam ranggat tp tekun mendidik anak ayam nya yang bebal ini. huhuhu. berapa kali ndakkah aku kenak kerepak nya. tp sikpalah. i learn a lot from her.

cuma ku nak madah. phd tok bukannya ngira pemande kah sik. yang paling penting ialah rajin and attitude, ko tnyk jak sapa2 yg dah molah phd. mesti cdak madah camya. mmg kenak work hard and attitutde mauu baikk. mun ko bait ngan urang, senang la ko mintak tulong urg ya kelak nak hehe. haruslah bait ngan urg ada sebab. haruslah kan. asma, apa ko ingat ku kawan ngan kau sbb ko best, ku kwn ngan kau sebab senang mak ku komplen pasal streamyx. haha. guro jak dengg. boh ktk alu emo. kelak kmk sik mok beli barang harrods klk. beg plastik harrods leh nak. keke. dah dah melelat. tp yalah tek shukur malaysian pun reputation bagus kat sitok. so aku sik byk problem. sidak madah malaysian n thai peramah, mudah senyum and approachable. chemmm ni tukkk. approachable kah aku. mun approach aku mok aku jadi anak ikan, oke jek, "i tak kesah. i tak menggoda, kalau tergoda bukan salah i" bak kata zila bakarin. dah dah melelat agik. yalah tek, sikpat nak diva2, legend2 sitok. so kat sitok aku terpaksalah kurang kan sikit aura2 diva ku. sikpat la nak pulling2 mariah carey, pulling2 zaiton sameon jaklaaaa.

so ya jak cita kali tok. just that masa tok aku kepak, boring, n horny... eh salahhhh lonely hehehe.

Wassalam.

tiba-tiba..

Kak Eton: SUDEHHH!! (sambil membaling mikrofon) keji kau mengatakan kak eton bukan legend! bukan diva! sungguhpun pun nama kak eton very the village, tapi ttp leona lewis menjadikan kak eton sebagai idola! sebagai inspirasi!

Aku: AMPUNN kak eton! bukan niatku kak eton. kak eton bukan legend, bukan diva, tapi kak eton IKON! lagi vast!

Kak Eton: mmm i can live with that.. ok kau di maafkan. cepat cium palaktut kak eton

Aku: (nangesss)

gossip girl

Assalamualaikum,

kenak oo, asal aku molah something jak urg ngekot. bukan urg sebarang gik ngekot ya. celebrity nong. dolok ku make sigek tshirt tok, chris martin ngekot (see this) kinek tok aku pose-pose ceri, ada gik urang ngekot. pakei promote gossip girl gik ya. mah nya nyawa ku. well what to do. dah nama kita tok LEGEND nak. lariikkkkk.

Wassalam.

put turn then 2

Assalamualaikum,

denggggg. aku addict tok aiiiii.

addict nagih ganja? bukan.

addict ngisap gam? bukan.

addict minum arak? bukan.

addict ngorek telinga kak mandik? mmm ya ada juak kit2

aku addict masak aiiii. chemmm ni tukkkk. matilah jadi tetamu riang ria aidilfitri bersama japar on huhuhu. tapi siyes aiii. aku rasa release tension indah mun aku masak koh. dah lelah2 molah kerja lab. mun lekak ku masak macam release jak tension. dah kakya, bukan ku makan benar pun. cam selalu terbuang jak. huhuhu. chemmmmni tukkkk.

weekend tok tek aku nak coba molah desert gituewwww. yaahh sik tua ija nama ya. molah aik teh gik sik pande. tp ku coba juak. nagga resipi. coba2 tek. jadi dengggg. nyemmmm (perasan ku mpun la)

Strawberry Yogurt Dessert Pelamin Anganku Musnah

actually nama benar dessert tok ku sik tauk pa. just that, the bottom layer ya polah dr crushed digestive cookies. upper layer ya, greek yogurt, condensed milk, strawberry jelly powder and lemon zest. senang jak. ku molah kira2 sejam jak. kakya engkah dlm peti ais. sejam kakya bekuk, siapla nya. mun mok mintak full recipe, do contact me yer tuan puan. aiiii dueh. jadi cam blog martha stewart lah pulak. gosh. i really need a girlfriend.

Wassalam.