cliveden

Assalamualaikum,

kitak org pernah sik mengalami deja moss? eh salah deja vu. mengikut encik wiki, deja vu bermaksud:

"the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously (an individual feels as though an event has already happened or has happened in the near past), although the exact circumstances of the previous encounter are uncertain."

yaahh gtu kata encik wiki. camtok cerit nya, minggu ya tek aku n bang shukor n wife n azmil gi lah sigek tempat tok, dekat reading juak. boring sikda papa polah weekend ndak. nagga dr gamba, tang kacc jak.

nama tempat tok cliveden. dgn sik tauk apa2 asal usol tmpt tok, kmk org gi jakla nak. masok2 tek rupa2nya tmpt tok tek hotel tahap 7 bintang uolls. actually nya rumah mensia bana, dijadikan hotel gtu. mun nak stay semalam hotel ya, GBP 500 or RM 3000. matilah. mun ku pande diam sia tek nak. harus bukan shj dak shampoo ku haru, dak cadar, hanger, bangku, mangkok jamban haruslah di copet juak. sik mok rugi kata cik sar. actually nak masok kawasan tok, kenak jadi ahli kelab sidak, ribu2 rina lah. tp mun sik, kenak bayar GBP 10 sorang X 4 org = GBP 40 lah. tp oleh kerna pak guard ya dah kenak keceng oon. so nya merik discount bayar GBP 10 jak k mek empat. mak sehh pak guard, sori k oon sikpat jd anak ikan kitak, oon gik suk ngan sus. errrk.

cliveden tok, ya ampunnnn kaccc nyaa. ku rasa nak. nang tmpt toklah pal kac setakat pernah ku meranto. classic, timeless. mun honeymoon sitok kompom rumah tangga aman bahgia ke aher hayat. sila pasang mode dengki melihat gamba2 dibawah occayyy.


cliveden tok sll juak jd set k shotting film esp cerita2 dak queen elizabeth, duchess2 segala macam. n apart from that, cliveden tok sll jd tmpt wedding celeb, antaranya steven gerrard. which was reported to have been the most extravagant footballers wedding of all time. yerr tauk juak ku sapa steven gerrard tekk.

anyway masok cerita deja vu ya tek. masok2 jak cliveden tok tek. tetiba kau rasa memory rush uolls. camne nak madah oo. tetiba jak aku rasa, aku pernah berada d sitok. benarrr sik bulak. tetiba aku rasa, aku pernah berekot2 kat gardennya, tetiba ku rasa, aku pernah nyegok kat penjan ya, tetiba aku rasa ku pernah pose2 kat beranda sambil feeling2 minum english breakfast with blueberry scones. aokk sik ku propaganda koh. ala rasa past life gtulah. matilahh syirikkk.

dah ku baca pamphlet cliveden to tek, rupanya cliveden tok terkenal kerna scandal! cliveden tok pada asalnya dibina oleh George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham pake nya engkah mistress ya, Anna. yaaahh itu ko dia. rumah pelach rupanya. and then this house also cater a series of affair, rumah tok sll jadi tempat pertemuan or kay or put lamak marek k engkah anak ikan cdaknya. yang paling fames is notoriously famous profumo affair in the 1960s. affair antara menteri pertahanan UK ngan sorang model, altantuya shariibu, oppss matilah. Christine Keeler. this Christine Keeler was a model and a show girl, famous kat london soho during her time. but at the sime time nya tok mistress russian spy. yahhh hebat kan kak christine kiter. chemmm ni tukk. adakah my past life is kak christine, or kak anna. ngutttikkrina. munsik pun hanyalah pekebun taman2 tu jerrrr.

inilah kak christine kiterr

anyway sikla ku cayak benda2 pia, maybe aku tetiba teringat kali, masa ku kecik marek, aku sebenarnya anak or put, bermain posing2 duyong kat sungei thames, alu tegugok, kakya hanyut sampeilah sungei kpg no 3. alu dputit cik anah masa ya tgh ngail ikan belukang. yahhh that's make sense! patutla muka ku ada iras2 ben barnes. chemmm ni tukkkk.

Wassalam.