mek red indian kahhh

Assalamualaikum,

marek ada sorang miak spain baruk masok. kizkitza namanya.

oon: hi there, im shahrul, nice to meet you!

kiz: hello, nice to meet you too!

oon: you're from spain aren't you?

kiz: how do you know, am i that obvious?

oon: I could tell, after some time here. we have french, italian, spain and germans come and go, it is very distinct.

kiz: oic. so where are you from? wait. let me guess now.

kiz: mmm. you have tanned bronze skin, really black hair, high cheekbone and nice lean body. mmm i think you are native american. the red indians!

oon: no no, that's way too far, im not that exotic! I'm from Malaysia. the malays.

kiz: oo really, im sorry, i dunno how malaysian look like. well, you are my first malaysian friend then!

oon: and you are my fourth spanish friend!

kiz: but, you do look like red indian!

oon: i know, i know. i do look like taylor lautner of twilight right??? runnnnn.

kiz: mmm i dunno who that is. but the first time i saw you. I thought you look like pocahontas!

oon: .........

persis pocahontas katanya. mek pitam.

Wassalam.