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Assalamualaikum,

lamak dah ku plan nak balit. aku plan lepas aku viva aku balit. alhamdulillah pass viva. aku terus beli tiket. sikda sapa tauk kecuali, ngegeh babe n pak dukun. aku make Qatar airways. murah uolls. RM 2K jer pegi balit. nang murah ya. besa mun make MAS RM 3K pegi n another 3K balit. murah nak. mbak ku menggoda ceo qatar airways, kelas kan mek!

i know sekpat ngalah airasia. airasia 1.5 K. tp mun dikira dr cam2 segi, gik untung make Qatar airways. sebab sigek Qatar ialah one of the five star airline among MAS, Kingfisher and Singapore Airlines. Yes uolls, MAS ya 5 star. n then Qatar tok comfy rasaku. byk sidak madah make airasia sakit belakang. n then mun make airasia kenak order brg makan, excess baggage n etc. tambah gik kos. which mun qatar, masok semua sekali. n then sigek gik yang byk urg sik tauk airasia berhenti kat london stanstead rather than heathrow. stansted tok jaoh d ujong dunia, mun mok gi london city, tambah gik ongkosnya, mun heathrow, dekat jer.

tp dri sigek segi gik, mun make airasia, nya direct, sikda transit2 or whatever, dr KL terus ke UK, mun make qatar tok, perlu gi qatar lok, transit 4 jam, baruk kakya terbang gik.

anyway bergantong ngan kita mpun juak, mun rasa ok make airasia, ingin coba dikpun, leh juak, sik kisah kata urg sakit belakanng segala nak, embak jak bantal, mbak bekal. yang penting murrr. voleyyyy.

dah kakya tek masa kat doha, mek fening uolss. ala lamak jak ku sia. ketuyak jak rasa nak balit. aku dah magine dah, chemni lah muka cik anah, cik sar kenak surprise. sampe kat KLIA, nuggu nak boarding lam belon. dah bahgia sa nyawa ku. lamak dah ku sik ngr bunyi urg swak ngereco. aku rindokkkkk.

announcer: We would like to call upon elderly passenger and passenger traveling with children to board first. thank you for your patience and kind understanding

passenger 1: aihhh bah bah, sapa gik rong tua, ngembak miak kecik, bah bah nait gik

passenger 2: sikda urg tua sitok, semua mudak2 urg swak koh. forever young mek urg dik. suruh jak mek urg masok, ketuyak dah nyawaku nak balit kuching eh!

announcer: tak boleh kak, kita kena ikut prosedur, nanti saya announce sekali lagi

oon: (senyum-senyum)

announcer: We would like to call upon elderly passenger and passenger traveling with children to board first. thank you for your patience and kind understanding

passenger 1: dik, sikda dah dik, iboh diikot gilak prosedur ya.

passenger 2: aok eh, kitak tok juak, sik juak bah kita jadi stewardess di awan biru, ttp juak kitak stewardess on ground jerr

oon: (tergisin-gisin)

annonucer: (dengan pose arrogant tak ambik peduli n mebetulkan belah kebaya) akak, tak boleh kak, ini prosedur. apa nak tergesa2 sangat, tunggu jerla, masok jugak nanti.

passenger 2 misit oon: psst. ehh nang loba nyatok, pa kah reti bertudung gia, kakya berbelah gia. dahla mantak jak kelakar rong puteh. nama urg melaya. malaskuuu.

oon: (tetak terus pitam)

hahaha nang sekalor akak ya, alu ke jadi nganok urg melaya. yes, baruk ku sedar, im finally on my way home!

sampe jak d kuching, sik berenti2 jak ku sneyum. chemni nak madah kitak urg ooo. rasa ku masa ya. ninjak tanah negeri dikpun. kampong halaman. mun sapa yg pernah jaoh dr family mesti paham rasaku bah. rasa cam mula2 ku dtg UK, rasa bulak, sama juak ku dtang kuching, rasa bulak.

sampe2 disambut olah kak egeh n pak dukun. rasa nak ku pelok jak nya duak, erkkk. yalah koh, selamak tok bersaduk lam ym jak bah.

first thing ku cerik kat sitok is ayam penyet. chemm ya duhal rasa ayam penyett. aku sikpat nek feeling2 gilak sbb ati ku dah kat kpg no 3, rah cik sar n cik anah.

kol 10 mlm. sampelah depan rumah. ko nagga cik anah. sakit belakang ku d empas nya. adekk ehh. ter aihh aih jak nya. bercucuran air mata duyong. cik sar juak cool. first word kuar dr mulutnya.

cik sar: rambut!!!!

oon: erkkkk kenak pak? kedak taylor swift pak ooo. kach ooo

cik sar: pa nama kedak ya, kedak pondan ayam penyet!

oon: (sesak nafas-sesak nafas)

anyway. their rection was priceless! bahgia ku.

nektok dah dekat 2 miggu ku d kuching. another 2 more weeks to go. rasa bulak aku nektok d malaysia. rasa bulak aku baruk balit UK. kekadang rindu ku kampung ku d UK. matilahhh. bukan apa, nang panas chemtokkah malaysia. i tak biasa nyehhh. larikkkkkk.

gine2 pun, walau dimana ku berada, walau jauh kaki ku melangkah, walau arah mata angin melawan. malaysia ttp di hati...

London is my city, Paris is my town but Kuching is my home. so how??

Wassalam.