Sunday 25 October 2009

mek red indian kahhh

Assalamualaikum,

marek ada sorang miak spain baruk masok. kizkitza namanya.

oon: hi there, im shahrul, nice to meet you!


kiz: hello, nice to meet you too!


oon: you're from spain aren't you?


kiz: how do you know, am i that obvious?


oon: I could tell, after some time here. we have french, italian, spain and germans come and go, it is very distinct.


kiz: oic. so where are you from? wait. let me guess
now.

kiz: mmm. you have tanned bronze skin, really black hair, high cheekbone and nice lean body. mmm i think you are native american. the red indians!


oon: no no, that's way too far, im not that exotic! I'm from Malaysia. the malays.


kiz: oo really, im sorry, i dunno how malaysian look like. well, you are my first malaysian friend then!


oon: and you are my fourth spanish friend!


kiz: but, you do look like red indian!


oon: i know, i know. i do look like taylor lautner of twilight right??? runnnnn.



kiz: mmm i dunno who that is. but the first time i saw you. I thought you look like pocahontas!

oon: .........


persis pocahontas katanya. mek pitam.

Wassalam.

21 comments:

f.loren said...

hahhahahaha kitak tauk sik kamek pisan pisan nyawa tetak sorg2 di rumah tok eh.gugok crown diva di pinjam ktk ngan kamek mbak tetak. jenaka juak lelah2 prasan red indian hevvat lagi gagah hot ya. di pdh kedak pocahontas. pitemsss !! ahhaha lawak aih oon ooonnnnnnn.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Pitam juak mek maca entri tok. Lepuuttt. Pocahontas indahh. Pes taem mek nangga kitak spicles. Bahahaha.

cicayanki said...

hahhahaha, this is so funny.
taylor = hot. therefore shah,you are hot!

izzatul nabila said...

duuuuuuunakkkkkkkkk.....

Ms Tikot said...

Wooohoo mcm pocahontas... Duh...eh. Hehehe.

Mizz Coki said...

Oon: Como esta?

Kiz: Muy bien, gracias.

Oon: Como se llamo?

kIZ: Me llamo Kiz. Y tu?

Oon: Shah. Mucho gusto.

Kiz: Igualmente. ..... usted se parece a pocahontas!

Oon: pitam hahahahahaa...




best eh molah skrip ngarut... adoi doi Oon..lawak eh.

Rudy Iskandar said...

matilah pocahontas indah...exotic disney ko rol..ehehehe

Faizal n Fashitah said...

RIndok ati dipadah kedak native american. Nasib bait nya sik nekak ko dak Filipino Oon hoh ekekekeke...

♥ little devil on your shoulder ♥ said...

even though my comment is just a laugh, i need to post it here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oon rocks!

Anonymous said...

aie...cute... ehehe :P

Anonymous said...

pocahontas.....(mejin oon pose atas bukit DBKU) hahaha

anonymous said...

ku rasa kedak urg indon ada lah hehehe

anonymous said...

ku rasa kedak urg indon ada lah hehehe

SEN said...

hahahahahaha..nang ada muka kdak pocahontas..poco2 caya ku eheh..

Tia said...

hu hu...ha ha ha... leput tetak..

Belum Ada Nama said...

hahahahahaha..mataii leput!!!

saytunt yang fabulous said...

hehhehehehehhe....pocahantas

azizi said...

HAHA... jenaka lok... kali mena kali ktk red indian...

Ernie Z said...

leputtkuuu!!

oon said...

dear uolls,

yalah ku heran, perlu kah aku kedak katon oo. mencikku.

dear kak sema,

aoklah indon la, nicholas saputra nakk. erkkk

aMpEh said...

one word to my dearest kazen.... OVER!!!!!