Wednesday, 29 October 2008

ting-tong

Assalamualaikum,

amboiii anak2 hayam, very the memaksa bapak hayam update blog, anak2 hayam jaman sekarang memang keji tauuu. neway tokla ku update sikit.

tok aku cerita ting-tong. ari senin ya tek aku suppose to train anak hayam baruk menetas pasal eksperimen. yahhh sik ko vangga, kinek tok anak hayam dah boleh ada anak hayam lain. aiiii biyuk nyawa ku hayam2 tok. aku pun konpius. neway janji ngannya kol 10 pagi la. actually aku dah bangun awal, tapi leka tergele-gele, feeling2 horny atas katil gik. yahhh dah kol 930 dah. aiihh chemm ni tukkk. aku heran juak hari ya tek. kenak mata ku cam sikpat tdo jak lekak kol 9. aku rasa pelik. ala2 segar jak mataku. dah nagga ari kol 930 tek, aku cepat2 la berias. sungguh tauk lambat gia sempat juak bertoner mosituriser segala, 3 step clinique nak, haruslah, ko ingat aku kacak kulit flawless gitok make fair n lovely. matilahhh.

k neway gigih la aku gi lab. urang nackle aku, phewitt aku dah sik ku pian nak melayan, sak nya la cdak ya feeling horny sorang. sungguhpun aku jejaka tampan, aku ttp berdedikasi okeeey. sampe2 kat lab tek, ku nagga, gik sunyik, aihh pahal oo. selalu masa tok dah ramei dah urang. aku nuggu jak anak hayam baruk menetas tek. nei kah sik muncul2. tok nyruh ku datang moha kedak mak hayam sofia tok. yahhh. maka ari dah kol 1030. janji kol 10. sik lamak kakya, magda datang.

aku: oo deng kenak tang sunyik jak lab tok oo. ne tuju urg lain? sidak celebrate deepavali kah??

magda: aii kan gik awal, ne da gilak urg.

aku: aii dah kol 1040 tok. sll dah happening dah lab time tok.

magda: aiiii dengg, tedah ko tok very the village people. baruk kol 940 tok deng, ko sik tauk kah, jam kinek tok dah bertukar. tolak sejam awal.

aku: aiii chemm ni tukk, sik paham ku. adakah aku ala2 alana the girl from tommorow, merentas masa gitewww??

magda: ehh ting-tong ko tok, sik adanya fantasi2 segala pia. nang gtok deng. every last sunday of october. ko set jam ko sejam lewat. n every last sunday of march, ko set jam sejam awal.

aku: aiih ngutikkk


yahhh pelik ndak dunia tok, nang cerita doreamon lah. tp bagus juakla. sik ku lambat tek. sik rusak reputasi ku. so beza masa kita kinek tok, 8 jam, bukan lambat 7 jam as before.

Wassalam.

8 comments:

farid-iman said...

ngutikk eh ...

cam ngutikk cita boh noleh blakang .... eeeeeee

pa kejadah rasional nya On? teruja mek mok tauk juak ... oh tedah, sama sepesen the village people kohh ..

(sambil pose2 ngambik ayek di telaga, sebelah pokok besar ada ayun ... kak tok ku belagu ... "pohon beringin tegak merimbun ....." )

:D

kamil said...

hehe..sama juak ngan kamek mula2 dolok..rasa ngutik jak deng..hehe...
Tapi best juak kekadang, masa bertambah jd 25 jam dalam hari pertama..hehe...

aVe said...

knk nya mesti di tolak n tambah sejam? nang mesti kah?

farah.marzuki said...

hahahahaha gelik ati maca eh. lucu juak oh. yalah nasib bait kamek di rumah aunty kamek ria. mun sikkk sama lahhh turun class awal kamek ari senen ya tek..

kenak gia? rasa2 nya, tambah sejam sebab matahari kluar aher, mun ekot jam lamak, kol 7 nang gik gelap gelita lah. gik pun matahari kejap jak ngecol dirik time winter tok. masa siang pendek gilak.

dayang said...

yahhhhhhhh..nama kita sik ambik geography time SPM.. ney nak ingat cepat/lmbt 1 jam.. tedah nya... time tok rindok lah lmbt 1 jam..kelak mun tukar awal 1 jam..mcm susah gitewww nak tukar biological clock. better early than late lah..

oon said...

dear farid,

yahhh, haruslah berlagu ros kalas dr sapar gapar, aiii taukkkk, matilahhh.

dear kamil,

best ooo rasa menjelajah masa jak

dear ave,

ndak mek tauk juak koh ave, cdak tok nang pelik2, layann jerrr.

dear farah,

yalah mek heran farah, tp kinek tok masa singa nang pendek la, molah kerja pun malas.

dear dayang,

salahkan cikgu jelani. larikkkkk. sori cikgu, hampunn.

renxokuken said...

aih... nang ada.. ktk tok lombot li jak, jam kmk hari2 tolak tambah sejam hehehe.. sak ku senang nak turun aher opis n balit awal hahaha...

neway, nang wow amazing... ;)

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