Assalamualaikum,
yahhh selagik maok. alu update terus nak. terimalah.
aritok gi town center. update spring look 2010 occay uols. gaga look is so in rite now. move over madonna! mover over ifa raziah! perfect accessories?? teacup adik kakak! kemana jua haruslah menjunjung teacup!
so jalan2, melimpas lah kfc.
mek sentap!!!
mek terpana!!!
mek terkasima!!!
alu mek nangis, ngempas dirik depan pintu kfc….
aihhh mak. sik sangka ku, kfc sitok halal. dah nak 2 thun aku sitok. alhamdulillah. halal. aihhh nang tersetuh nurani ku koh. nang ku sik sangkak. bukan byk pun urg islam kat reading tok. nang sik sangkak ku aih! selamak tok, ngr cerita jak, sbb kat london dah ada sigek 2 kfc kat london dah d approved halal. no wonder lah nak, sia byk muslim. tapi kat reading tok. sik sangkak ku aihhh.
so tanpa berlengah lagi, terus dgn vangga nya aku mukak pintu kfc. aihhh terus ku ras dirikku kat kfc hopoh. (terselap ku masa form 4 form 5, aku salu studi sorang kat library KMC & DBKU ya koh. kakya mun lapar, gi hopoh, kfc, meli colonel burger mur2 jak. yajak mek mampu uols. ya pun seminggu2 ngumpol duit berik cik anah. baruklah mampu. sedey kan uols. dah ku ngenang marek. ehh nerd alu ku ku masa ya. meher. nyisir rambut sik pandey. nagga miak cool2 main skateboard kat garden antara 2 library ya. jeles rasanya. kenak aku sik cool kedak ya. kata dirik ku tek. ehh piluk atiku masaya. ehhh melelat dah kita tok. ya cerita lain. kelak ku bersusei)
so kak pia tek. sik ku duli ku urang lain. alu terus bersusun nak ngoder. mmmm apa ooo. snack plate kah, zinger kah, snack plate kah, zinger kah, snack plate kah zinger kah. last2 duak2 ku beli ku ols! lova sik. i sik duli! i sik duli!
sedang2 ya tek ku bersusei juak ngan cashier. (dah muka cashier ya kedak muka akak nyual waffle kat hopoh ya ehhh! bena kak, kedak muka kitak! aihh rindu mek ngan kitak kak. igt kitak ngan kamek kah? kmk salu meli waffle kitak petang2 sabtu circa 1996-1998 aihh. masih kah kitak nyual waffle sia kah oo?)
oon: so, why all of the sudden this KFC become halal?
akak-cashier-kedak-mukak-akak-nyual-waffle-kat hopoh: ooo, this branch now managed by muslim, pakistani family.
oon: oic. that’s good. Its obvious now. most of the worker are Pakistani. but you’re not from Pakistan are you. you look oriental
akak-cashier-kedak-mukak-akak-nyual-waffle-kat-hopoh: ya, im not. im from the Philiphines. pangako sayo, sanay wala nang wakas, kay tagal kang hinintay, cerita doyong pilipin bla bla bla
oon: opps sorry2. slow down. I'm not from Philipines. I'm from Malaysia
akak-cashier-kedak-mukak-akak-nyual-waffle-kat-hopoh: oic, sorry. by the way. Malaysia is in the All England finals today right. If I were you I’ll go to Birmingham to watch the games! its not everyday you know. since you are here.
oon: mmmm. yeah I know. anyway I'm not into rugby
akak-cashier-kedak-mukak-akak-nyual-waffle-kat-hopoh: rugby? what you mean rugby?
oon: mmmm bye i got to go.
Wassalam.
note to self: All England is a BADMINTON tournament. got NOTHING to do with rugby. All BLACKS is New Zealand rugby team. There is a huge difference!!!
18 comments:
WKAKAKAKAKAKA pisann rugby teruss. ko kacak kahh!!!!
Wakakaka...ya nang KOMPIDEN laaa jawapan ya wakakaka!!~..
Wahhh...kin rami laa dak KABAYAN rah sinun Oon hoh. Ku bencik naa KABAYAN eh.. dah la muka spasang kedak kita Msian tok. Sak ati eh! ney ndak dak pak arab sitok mikir ku KABAYAN juak. Tiap kali sidak tersaruk..paksa juak la ku madah `NO!..I'm Malaysian u idiot!' yerRRr ehek
hehee. still remember my fren, who was that time a steward, nya pegi kasino di Dubai nun. sekali masok kenak halau keluar oleh dak pak arab, "go away you phillipino!!" adoi kerana nila setitik, eh salah, kerana Kabayan seorang org m'sia kenak cop pinoy juwak.
All England = rugby????!!!! bia benar ko Oon, hahahaha...
ps: nembiak nok cool rasa kedirik, ngeso main sketbot ya nektok sik jd apa2. kali mrebet van sapu, mun sik jadi despatch boy. miak nok sik kool, rambut sik kacak, muka meher ya nektok sedang berusaha mok mendapatkan PhD nya sebelum berusia 35 tahun. Salute kamek ngan miak meher ya ko!
time -time skool la bagus jadi nerd koh..leh konsenteret ngan studi n berjaya cam kitak..bila dh besar kit..kira sikda gik nak mintak duit dr urg lain time yalah bok best nak nyetayel dikpun..
patut sik ada nanggar muka kita di TV ari ya masa siaran langsung, kita gi pdg rugby padu hal.... he he he
Hahaa... All England dah tukar nektok duhal... gagaaaa.... Nang lady Gaga menar juak ehsss... haha...
All England = rugby?.. part ktk nak escape ya lah paling best!! kuikuikui kuih cakui nang best cicah susu manis cap junjung ;P
hahahah...kompidennnn!!! alhamdulillah ada kfc halal sinun. sikdala mala nelan aik liur jak tiap kali melimpas nak? hehehe..
Muak juak ktk pk all england ya rugby, kmk pk all england ya bola sepak tek. Haha..
Xpa, we learn sumthing new every day bh. ;)
Lawak naaa. Ngahahahh.
hahahaa..adoh..nang konfiden..harus hantok palak kt cermin kfc halal ya.. cerik rasa..
hahahahahha...penuh yakin dijiwa gik nyaut rugby ya! hahahah..kakya lu bye bye! hahaha...
aku tek paloiiii juak part sepot2 tok..nak nama typical sagi tek nak. tapi nang kakan lah juak RUGBY????? aihhhhh bait ko sik nyebut pingpong indah. antap kau juak rol. dah konpiden. aihhhh aihhhh malu ku aihhhhhhhhhh
sik pa oon.. bukan ko sorang jak sik tauk apa All England ya.. aku mun ada All Malaysia pun kali ku sik berik pot juak hahaha.. lain lah mun All Pasa Ceko tek hehehe
aihh... aihh... konpiden ktk. hahahah
ekekeke... alhamdulillah dah halal dah kepsi cnun oh.. eahuehauheae... abis la segala meal d bedal tek nak? aehauehaue
xsangka ku pande melelat ke rugby gk all england ya oh.. ewkakeae.. gne2 pun chong wei menang perseorangan lelaki..
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha..
leput ati mek tetak.
pama ta bang oon, ng mirah muka kuar dari kepsi halal ya tek. ng harus nya kmpiden sunggohpun ujong nya mpun juak malu. haha. kemain gk kompiden madah rugby. hehe. mun kmk ng chow terus ya, xda nak madah bye2 agk. hehe.
*sambong tetak.
hahaha..dat iz juz way too cute;)
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