Wednesday, 24 March 2010

cukor jambol

Assalamualaikum,

weekend ya tek mek urg d reading tok nyambut kedatangan princess baru, Aisyah Nadrah anak kak gee n bang eddie. bukan selalu ko dpt anak nak. so sidak ya molah lah majlis cukur jambul anaknnya tek. ko ada majlis cukur jambul di UK?? sik ada. oo tedah. oon dolok d kampong bintangor jak koh. rumah atas sungei kat jambatan bintangor ya eh. rumah nenek ku la sia dolok. mek urg diam kat sungei persis venice occcaay. anyway, tangga jak gamba2 tok nong.

IMG_3673sanak saudara gigih membuat bunga rampai

IMG_3669oon juga tidak ketinggalan, mungkus pukut kuning uols!

IMG_3668yaaahh, hevatt nak pulut kuning we ols. mun lady gaga nagga tok nang alu di susun  atas palak nya.

IMG_3687bang eddie, kak gee n their lil princesses

IMG_3685aihh geram aku aihh. merah jak pipi nya tok. diva sik diva Aisyah Nadrah, kecik2 dah merasa tilam baldu sunyaman emas uolls. oon dolok tikar menkuang jer.

IMG_3694ustaz jemputan dari london. ustaz erfino johari. kerja kat msian hall. masa tok nya tgh nyukor jambol kakya engkah maduk kat langit2 miak ya. mengikut sunah Rasulullah SAW katanya.

IMG_3696 kakya, maca selawat. sambil bapaknya musin2. kakya terus oon bertandak devdas. oppss terlebih sudah.

IMG_3697esaja ngeso gambar tok. kurasa rambut ku kachak sitokk aihhh. larikkkk.

IMG_3699e        antara tetamu yang hadir

mmm. kenak oo lately tok. aku cam suka nagga baby koh. kakya aku nang sak ati bena koh. urg muang2 anak ya nak oo. kin jadi2 jak sidak ya. heran ku. coba iboh buang bah. sik kisah la ko berzina kah, advance kah. i sik kisah. tp jgn lah bunuh miak ya. berikla urg. byk urg maok aihhh. mun malu pun, at least bungkus bagus2. engkah lam bakol. engkah kat suro. byk urg nak nginang nya. iboh buang lam jamban parit sungei indah bah. aihhhh jaik ati ku nagga mayat2 baby ya. apakah pikir nya ooo. iboh anak ko mpun, iboh anak urg lain, anak pusak, anak asuk waima anak bab*,  mun kita ada rasa peri manusia, sik kempang nak munuh gia aihh. jaik ati ku.

kali dah sampe seru gilak aku tok (berapa kali dah sampe seru, sik juak disaut. lejuk dah seru rasaku). nagga gamba baby kwn2 ku. aihh geram aku aihh. aku ingin ada anak dikpun. bena tuukk. aku nak nginang anak ku mpun, aku nak nukar lampin nya. nak merik mandik nya. nidor nya. aku nak ngajar nya pasal kehidupan, pasal agama. ngajar main bol. opps.

yalah rasa aku. nektok mun aku sik nyambong belaja, mmg aku dah ready. physically, mentally nak nginang anak. nak jadi bapak. kira lah tek nak, in the future, tok rasa ku ajak bah. aku mok ada 4 urg anak, 2 laki 2 ompuan. aku rasa just nice. sbb aku paham rasa sorang jak laki. dlm famili. rasa sunyek. esp mun pengilan. salu lah aku rasa out of place. sikda kawan. cik sar besalah gago jadi alwakil. masa kecik dolok tensen aihh. yalah tek. plan aku lah tek konok. tua ija ooo (bukan ko nang dah tua kah??).

aku pun dah mikir nama anak2 ku tek. aku mok nama depan anak aku kelak ada SHA juak nak. haruslah. dah anak diba.

Wa : Shahrul Fareed bin Shahrul Razid

Ngah : Sharmeen Zulaikha binti Shahrul Razid

Cik : Shahrul Rayyan bin Shahrul Razid

Su : Sharmeen Zahara binti Shahrul Razid

aihh best ehhh. aku maok jadi bapak aihhh!!

Wassalam.

45 comments:

aOne said...

ekeke... teringin ahh.. pa gk oon... xkan xda calon.. xpatut xpatut.. diva tok.. ahaha :))

Beautiful Stranger said...

jaik ati mek dgn hasrat murni ktk oon..ish..bergenang juak aek mata mek..ish..ish...

AmirFX said...

O tedah anak... Kelak inpom ngn Cik Sar ngn Cik Anah nyuruh carik calon kat Kuching tuk.... haha....

f.loren said...

aih pahal semua orang ingin anak tokk!! herannn ku. ahhah aih over eh dah mikey nama anak. ku ingga. sudeh!

Rudy said...

yah, wajbul ghunah ya nang boleh kawen..carik2 jak kat reading nun..huhuhu..mun ada berkenan ambik jak.

kebun anggur tumbuh sagu kembali uhuk.. but just 4 a while.. said...

2 laki 2 empuan mana diva?? ko mok ku nulong encerik.. eheh encarik.. wahaha boleh lah kau rol.. apa cerita kasut??? erkkk :p

Ray said...

Yobbi....siap dah mileh nama dah? Nang dah kenak seruk bena dah tuk. Saut gik nya..

Big Momma said...

nama anak dah ada..... bininya mana??.. he he he

edzura said...

yah kelassss....dah siap nama anak dah..bah kawen gik. beranak di UK best bah (kazen mek madah beranak sinun best yalah tiap tahun nya beranak) and free mun ktk gik student. hahahahah

Hajib said...

sama la kita tok.. aku pun dah kejeronss nak ada anak tok.. tapi lom ada lesen gik... hehehe... btw.. bz nya upa ustaz yaa.. ada bisnes besar kali nak... heheehe

Faizal n Fashitah said...

Yahhh..komplit jak ngan nama2 baby ya ekekek. Apapa pun, nang bes jadi bapak Oon eh. espeseli time nak nunggu kehadiran baby kuar dari perut mama nya.. tauk sik saba ba XD

tErOmPaH bIrU said...

yobih.. lamak juak dah suka nama Rayyan N Zahara yaaa.. da sama nama anak2 kita tok lak ohhh ;D

Apa2 pun, mudaha2an niat bait ktk ya diperkenan dan dipermudahkan yang Maha Kuasa - penentu rezeki & jodoh pertemuan hamba-Nya sekalian alam :)

n i e z a said...

Pandei tersentuh naluri kewanitaan mek maca entry tok.
Sapa2 yg dpt ktk ng untong la coz x suma laki brani mdh suma ya ngan org.
Bah, mun dh nyaut seru klak boh x nyeruk k. ;)

kukumalu said...

yalah oon... jeles nanggar kwn salu crita pasal anak. lum dak ada rezeki kali nak oh. tp mun jodoh ya nang sampe sik pelu d tunggu.

Naxirah Shiitake Omera said...

mena. best ada anak. anak la penyeri. yerr. anak mek sakit now, bingung haihh~

Kal Jis said...

Yalah oon.. dah sampei seruk.. mun mok seruk di saut, seruk kuat2 ala tarzan ehehehehe... :P

penin palak ku ehh said...

gago. lom juak kau sampei tahap di padah "yaaaa lahhhhhhh nimang anak urang ajakkkkkk. bila gik nak nimang anak dikpunnnnn????" di khalayak ramai i.e. masa pengilan.

ehhhh bukan ko gago nak ngeso rambut kacak. ku tauk ko nak ngeso burberry checks ya nakkkkkkkkkk.

nak rempuan makei all blacks ya. gik single kah? bahhhhhhhhh pa tunggu gikkkk.

f.i.e.z.a said...

maka harus la encarik mak nya mun dah bapak dah ready.
mek dah ready juak nama anak tp sorang jak d pk kmk dari marek2.

ahmad muhaimin bin [lom tauk sapa ;P]

oon said...

dear aone,

yalahh koh. carik lokk

dear beau stranger,

aih aih, kenak nya lalu bergenang aik mata. maka bukan cerita seih tuk. lawak nya kitak eh

dear amir,

yalah padah ngan cik sar n cik anah, anak nya dah bujang kohh

dear loren,

yaahhh ko tek bila. sampe bila mok ngacak jak ko deng. o dah puas ngacak, sampe dah amsa i nak beranak. apakahh.

dear rudy,

nak dikenan sik kenan ngan kita. chemm nilahhhh.

dear kebun,

kasut ya kah. mmmm pakei cik anah main telibet kohh

dear ray,

lova nakkk hahaha. kejeron hoh

dear big momma,

kita carik lokk, ne kah tuju nya bertapok oo

dear zura,

aihhh aoklahh beranak lah kmk kaktok. carik mem jalanan loks hehe

dear hajib,

i ngenjok u jak dolok. kau dolok. dpt nyuruh bini ko ngaruk ketiak gatal haha

dear faizal n fashitah,

aihhhh, kitak udah jadi bapak kah? tang exp jak nya tok koh

dear terompah,

harusss sama nama anak kita duak. mesti kach klk hoh

dear nieza,

hehehe rindok ati urg untong. tpi yalah tek. bilakah ooo.

dear kuku,

sik ngapa, blom ada rejeki. raon jak kitak duak laki bini ya dolok

dear nax,

aihh kitak tok nnag dah beranak??

dear kaljis,

nuggu lok. nuggu abang onggon barukla adik oon akan menyusul hehe

dear penin,

yahhhh lova bahh. nak ngeso duak2, rambut kak make kerastase golong2 kach n baj petak2 beri2 beli kat indesrit jer.

ndakk ku rompuan ya. mun mek duak sama ada sik terjaga anak. masing2 gago ngacak haha

dear fiza,

yahhh kach nama anak. apa gik. carik nama bapaknya gikkk

Queen Bunga said...

kacak nama anaakkk..hehehe. mun mek jadi cegu, nemu anak nama ya tauk lah sapa pun anakkk..hahaha..

Aida The Pink Goddess said...

baju burberry i loike! drp pulut kunin.hehe

beatrix_kiddo said...

nang bgus en oon..dh bersedia ngan nama anak..hehe..

highheelseliparjepun said...

Ehem..mek gik single..
Ehem..mek pun maok anak juak aih...
Ehem..mek nak mencalonkan diri..
Ehem..tok kmk jadi mak kepada anak2 kitak...hahahahahahaha..

la Signora said...

Benar kata kitak.Dek-dek kamek tok nak masok tahun ketiga bergelar perempuan, isteri dan diva.Lom juak encerik bunting, tapi kita hanya mampu ngesek, nok tukang jadi ya Allah Subhanahuwata'ala tek nak.Yalah bila baca kes buang nembiak bait di Tanah Air maupun di Tanah Kanggaru tok, nang geram ati lah.Dalam kes tok, bukan jak mak ya patut dihukum,dengan bapak sekali patut bah, sebab tanpa 'sharing is caring' atau dalam bahasa latinnya coitus nyamanus, sikdalah terjadinya baby tek nak?

Adoh eh.Bah, teruskan perjuangan anda di sana, semuga sukses dan silalah maintain kacak.

joynstar said...

HEHE...LANJI SUNGGUH CUE ITU DIBACAKU.
nama anak dah ready
jantina anak boleh plan
nama mak nya dah shortlist tek?


hehehe

azizi said...

tedah... kejeron nak jadi bapak... carik bini lok...

Kal Jis said...

wah very the grand livina takurg sinun owh... :P

Ktk da lagu safar ghafar kah?

oon said...

dear queen,

yahhh carik jak. mesti student ktk nak paling loba haha

dear aida,

burberry teck kong jerr

dear beatrix,

carik nama bini nya lok. spakahh

dear high heel,

aihhh juhh, pinang kmk. hantaran cincin tiffany jer hahha

dear signora,

sik ngapa. lom ada rejeki. honeymonn jak puas2 lokkk

dear joyn,

yalahh nama mak nya sine kah ooo. dahlah! (aihh alu down)

dear jiji,

sine ada berjual bini ji ooo hahaha

dear kal jis.

aihh lagu sapar gapar indah. kmk tauk lagu ros kalas jak

kema said...

oon...cemni ktk dah sedia tp maknya sikda....oooo bestkan kalau ada anak sendiri hahaha...memang comel baby tue...

zara said...

fuh! Udah ada nyangkut nama salah sorang anak ktk ya eh. hehe.

Here's wishing u all the best in finding one.

Mok sistem barter sik? Kmk carik calon2 bini for u, then u carik calon2 laki for me.. boleh? muahahahhahaa *tetiba ingga rasa sbb molah ads free koh. erk! tp ku mls delete gik..

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